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I work with a guy who saw the Beatles in concert, and he calls me Dr. Robert naturally.
And then there's Flanders....this mofo took the day off to buy a new car...WTF? no one complained cause we are happy when Flanders occupies other parts of town.
Would it be wrong to keep my door shut for 8 hours a day? People could slide things under my door if they needed my attention. I'm officailly antisocial in the workplace.
Have any of your workplaces ever had a fridge that wasn't a horror? People put stuff in there they know good an well they will never eat. Condiments, leftovers, open sodas, expired yogurt...WTF? I feel like I'm gonna catch Ebola from my muscle milk.
And then there's Flanders....this mofo took the day off to buy a new car...WTF? no one complained cause we are happy when Flanders occupies other parts of town.
Would it be wrong to keep my door shut for 8 hours a day? People could slide things under my door if they needed my attention. I'm officailly antisocial in the workplace.
Have any of your workplaces ever had a fridge that wasn't a horror? People put stuff in there they know good an well they will never eat. Condiments, leftovers, open sodas, expired yogurt...WTF? I feel like I'm gonna catch Ebola from my muscle milk.
posted by Robert_M at 10:35 AM
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You haven't seen gross until you've seen the fridge in a teacher's lounge.
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